My niece made a comment today about the poor quality of the food that she was forced to eat. Her wise mother responded, 'Isn't that lovely?', to which my niece replied, 'No, it's not at all. Why would you say that?'. I suggested to Cracker that she get used to the sardonic tone.
If you were to ask my best friend what my best qualities are I already know what he'd reply. 'Emotionally needy.' I once said that in an interview. They didn't call me back.
When my brother's girlfriend dumped him I thought it prudent to send him a card on Valentine's Day. It was a Winnie the Pooh card with he and Piglet dancing on the front. I wrote inside, 'You are twice as gay as this card.'
It seems divine providence has brought us all together. If you're reading this perhaps you know the feeling.
Just like I was meant for you. |
*chuckling* I think I actually teared up laughing so hard. I love Sarah's innocence, too bad it won't last. I think Michael's Valentine was my favorite though. I am glad I can perhaps be your punishment :)
ReplyDeleteYou've definitely helped to kick me when I'm down. Thanks!
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